Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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