Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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