no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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