in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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