he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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