found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
