I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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