where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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