Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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