So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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