Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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