if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.