that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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