I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.