You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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