my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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