And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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