Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Randomize
