It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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