I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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