watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I have post one night stand depression
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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