The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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