I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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