I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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