Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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