My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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