I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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