So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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