walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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