Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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