Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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