How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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