is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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