HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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