i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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