READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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