i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
two words...techno handjob
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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