You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
