He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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