That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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