Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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