he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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