Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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