Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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