After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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