do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
