on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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