Please, let me fuck your mom
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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