come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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