Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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