Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this boner is exhausting
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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