its not stalking. its research.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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