that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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