ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You've changed since you got that strap on
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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