But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
