Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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