All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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